Smooth Operator

By Terri Morrison and Wayne A. Conaway
© Copyright 2004, All Rights Reserved

  1. You are, no doubt, a smooth operator in all climes. See if you can match the tasteless question with the country where it would be offensive.

    A. Where do you live?1. Qatar
    B. How's your wife?2. France
    C. What did that cost?3. England

  2. In Belgium, which has the most complex legislation regarding language in Europe, your Flemish, French, and German skills may be exercised. True or false: Flemish is a variety of Dutch.

  3. You are hosting a meeting in Wisconsin for Chinese executives. Which is not a blunder?
    A. Holding the meeting in room 444
    B. Passing out green caps (perhaps from the Green Bay Packers!)
    C. Staying out late entertaining your guests
    D. Serving Wisconsin cheese at every meal

  4. True or false: Chileans think diamond-studded gold jewelry on men is uncouth.

  5. True or false: It is a social gaffe to arrive on time for a dinner party in Mexico City.

  6. Citizens of which country revel in "cutting down the tall poppy"(their phrase for deflating pompous people)?
    A. Uruguay
    B. Jamaica
    C. Australia

  7. Suffering from a miserable cold, you travel to Japan. True or false: It is appropriate to use a handkerchief as discreetly as possible during your meetings.

  8. Which of the following behaviors are not mal éléve(ill-mannered) in France?
    A. Going to the bathroom during a meeting
    B. Asking whom one voted for in the last election
    C. Feeding your dog from the chair next to you in a restaurant

  9. Translation blunders often occur even among English speakers. True or false: The 1993 Warner Brothers' film Free Willy left many Londoners helpless with laughter.

  10. Your elegant business card, which contains a great deal of red, draws peculiar looks from some international clients. This is because:
    A. Buddhists write one's name in red when they are dead.
    B. Some Mexicans find a name in red offensive.
    C. Red is the color of mourning in parts of Africa.
    D. All of the above

  • Bonus question. True or false: Most Latin Americans do business with people they know, like, or are related to.

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